Like a Duck with a Paper Ass T-Shirt

Like a Duck with a Paper Ass Funny T-Shirt

Ever meet somebody who talks like they know absolutely everything? They're completely convinced they're right, even when half of what they're saying is pure bullshit.

That's when you need the perfect description: Like a duck with a paper ass.

Because if you put a duck with a paper ass in water, that duck is going straight to the bottom. And bullshit? It doesn't float.

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Like a Duck with a Paper Ass — What's That Supposed to Mean?

This is one of those ridiculous sayings that makes absolutely no sense until somebody explains it — and then suddenly, it makes perfect sense.

Picture a duck with a paper ass. Put that duck in the water and what happens? That paper isn't going to hold up. The duck is going straight to the bottom.

Same thing with bullshit. Somebody can talk all day, correcting everybody, explaining everything and acting like they're the smartest person in the room. But eventually, the bullshit doesn't float.

This original Don Capone graphic turns that wonderfully stupid saying into an equally ridiculous duck T-shirt. It's weird, it's funny, it's sarcastic, and it's almost guaranteed to make somebody ask: "What the hell does that mean?"

That's the whole point. Some shirts make a statement. This one requires an explanation.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 T-shirt, this funny duck shirt is made for people who appreciate absurd humor, smartass sayings, sarcastic T-shirts and designs that start conversations.

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